It is day 9 of our soiree into the screaming wilds of the
Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar and what began as John Hammond's scientific folly has actually led to some pretty dark and mysterious deeds. Our protagonist/archeologist/chaos-theorist Dr. Ian Goldblum had been arming himself to the teeth and tearing around on his blood red hellcycle, The Heartvester, looking to punch dinosaurs to death and devour their hearts. He did actually manage to reduce a full-size dinosaur to a pile of a bones before we even got a glimpse of it, then he used never-before-seen dark powers of necromancy to resurrect and animate the skeleton. What could possibly happen today?
Let's open
Door Number 9 and see...
And... it's... a...
Snake! Why did it have to be snakes!?
Well this is somewhat unexpected. And there's only one simple and logical solution. Having committed the dark act of necromancy yesterday, Goldblum has inadvertently summoned Satan - in serpent form - who intends to tempt him further. How far into the heart of darkness is Goldblum willing to go, and will he trade his soul for the power to one-hit T-Rexes into the sun? Snake-Satan is willing to fulfil Ian's basest desires, but at what cost?
It's crunch-time, folks! Will Goldblum succumb? I hope we find out tomorrow!
And stay tuned because I'm about to open up the
Lego Star Wars calendar!
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