Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 20: Michelangelo.

It's day 20 of our overwrought adventure within the Jurassic Park Playmobil adventure calendar and yesterday - despite an obviously crappy gift - things started to explode. Our hornbag hero, Dr. Ian Goldblum confronted estranged love interest, Laura Derp, about her obsessive compulsive habit of tidying the island by putting its smallest critters in Tupperware containers. Derp naturally took offense, and immediately packed her suitcase and was about to leave (somehow). Did she go through with her threat?

Let's open Door Number 20 and see...


And... it's... a...

Turtle? Turtle! God I love being a turtle!

So Derp was about to leave when she spotted this untidy turtle messing up the island by lying around and eating leaves. Although tears are running down Derp's cheeks and she can't face Ian anymore, she also can't leave this dirty turtle lying around where some poor stegosaurus is likely to trip over him. Her obsessive nature kicks in and, before she knows it, she has scooped him up and is ramming him in a Tupperware box...

Derp is so wacky with compulsion that she doesn't even realise that she is cramming in far too many animals and they are all dying and suffocating. "I just want things to be neat!" she gibbers in a cracked voice as the squished together creatures squeal in pain. Can she really leave the island when there is just so much to be done? Guess we'll find out tomorrow, right?

And don't venture too far - I'm about to pop open the Star Wars Lego advent calendar in a moment...