We're halfway through our terrifying trek into the heart of the Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar, where our anarchic anti-hero Dr. Ian Goldblum has met Satan, made three wishes, and now has a giant, lusty female raptor madly in love with him. I have no idea what is possibly going to top that, except to say that today's door is mighty BIG!...
Let's recklessly swing open the (huge, double) Door Number 12 and see what we got! It's gotta be great, right? RIGHT?!
And... it's... a...
Giant piece of plastic grass. With a shrub and a flower on it. Uhhhh.....? Ummmm?
Well, I gotta' admit it's a pretty weird choice considering that this whole thing comes with a massive cardboard diorama which is mostly grass to begin with. So I guess that if the 2D grass was making you uncomfortable, then this vibrant plastic 3D grass is bound to make you feel like you're getting extra value.
Although Goldblum hasn't quite decided on whether or not he will succumb or repel the lusty raptor's advances, I guess that Satan has banished them both to this small island of land where they must learn to live with each other. Will it be a love nest or a bloody battleground? Or sometimes is a crappy piece of plastic grass just a crappy piece of plastic grass. MAYBE we'll find out tomorrow? I'm not so sure...
Maybe we'll fare better when I pop open the Lego Star Wars advent calendar in just a moment...
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