Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 3: Right on Track.

It's day 3 of our trek into the savage sauropod-soaked jungles of the Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar, a seething testament to Jon Hammond's folly! First we met sex-starved archaeologist/chaos theorist Ian Goldblum and then we geared him up with a pair of pervy binoculars and the late Indiana Jones' actual authentic hat! What's going to come tearing out of the wilderness today to challenge him?

Let's kick open Door Number 3 and find out...


And... it... is...

Hmmm...

More gear for Ian Goldblum although we may need to call in some kind of tech expert to work it all out. My initial thought was that the white rectangular panel was some sort of fancy iPad 8 complete with sophisticated dinosaur tracking application, but I've since conceded that it is actually a plastic serving tray from the Jurassic Park cafeteria and the "map" is an activity place-mat for the kids. Where did the burger and fries go? Nobody knows.

The small box with the antenna probably IS some sort of tracking device/eighties beeper, but what it's calibrated to track I couldn't tell you. Ian Goldblum is shifty and desperate, so it could be set on dinosaurs, or it could be set on fine-lookin' honeys. We'll have to see if he manages to attract anything tomorrow.

And to reiterate, dear god please give this guy some elbows. He can't hold or interact with anything for shit!

Stay tuned because I'm opening up the Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar shortly...