It's day 21 of our insane descent into the heady world of the Playmobil Jurassic Park advent calendar, where our lustsick hero, Dr. Ian Goldblum has been trying to patch things up with obsessive neat freak Laura Derp. She was about to leave but today's gift might just be the intervention that Goldblum needs!
Let's open Door Number 21 and answer all these stupid questions!
And... it's... a...
Magnifying glass. Sigh. Oh Playmobil... you started so strong. What happened to you? You used to be cool!
So I guess that after a lot of unheroic crying and begging, the pathetic, teary Goldblum has appealed to Derp's soft, squishy heart and she has decided to stay on the island.. for now. But there is one condition. Goldblum must take some time apart from her and use the magnifying glass to take a long hard look at himself. How did he become this way? What kind of man is he going to be? Why does he keep punching dinosaurs and eating their hearts?
Hopefully this soul searching will eventually lead to a more satisfying conclusion that we've been crawling towards lately. Come on, Ian! Prove her wrong! Be the wonderful man that we know is lurking deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep within you!
And stay tuned because I'm about to pop open the Lego Star Wars advent calendar in a moment!
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