Our unstoppable, interminable Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar continues to chug along even though nightmare black steed Samuel L. Horseson and his war-hungry appendage preemptively censored yesterday with a length on impenetrable horse cloth! We knew this wouldn't be the end of the Horseson saga so will today's gift shed more light, or simply cloud the issue further. 24 days of non-stop writing nonsense about nothing is proving to be hard.
See what's behind Door #15... after the jump!
And it's... a...
Horse-shaped Batman cowl!
Consider what would happen if the young, pensive Bruce Wayne saw not only a bat outside his window that fateful night, but a BAT RIDING A HORSE. He might then hit ebay and order a magnificent cowl, not too unlike the one we just received here. This pitch-black executioner's hood slides neatly over Samuel L. Horseon's gorgeous, hateful and extremely long face, further shielding the world from his virile majesty.
We also finally received his saddle, which is a relief because even Mad Gary Targaryen is aware that you shouldn't ride a strange horse bareback.
A black horse, wearing a black hood, while draped in a black sheet? Now that's some sort of stealth horse! Maybe even a mystical shadow horse. I'm sure he'll be looking for every possible opportunity to infiltrate the cracks.
More exciting horse talk tomorrow? God, let's hope not!
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