Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 9: There Is Another...

In our continuing saga of the Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar proud Lannister, Sir Dudley of Moore, has been building his evil empire at Playmobil King's Landing with zero fear of retribution or consequence. However, as he plans an unparalleled orgy of bloodshed and groping a strange figure emerges from the mists.

To find out who is emerging through Door #9... join me after the jump!

HOLY. SHIT...

I thought we might see a Baratheon or a Stark, but this glam-rock medieval warrior is a crazy-as-bat-shit, inbred, dragon-banging Targaryen. In fact this is Lord Gary Targaryen and he is weeping pure tears of dragon blood and has permanent dragon flames encircling his crotch. Over his broad, powerful shoulders is a dire wookiee pelt. This is not a man to be messed with, and he will be King! And maybe even summon a dragon!

Gary is packaged with separate parts like his sweetass wrist gauntlets, the black scabbard that hangs on the front of his sash, and a black hook thing which I think goes on his back to hold future weapons...

I am 100% sure that he is the most badass toy ever produced. You will know if a child in your street opened this calendar this morning because you will be able to hear them running around on fire.

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Mystic crow, Dennis the Seer of Future Blood, has landed by Gary as he can already see the countless galleons of blood that will be spilled in the very near future.

Meanwhile, Sir Dudley of Moore is being kind of a pussy...

He and horse, Thundercracker, have barricaded themselves in the castle, unsure what to make of Gary. But Gary is onto them already...

"YOOUU! YOUUU!!! FAAAAAAAACEEEE MEEEEE!"

Let's not get too excited yet, Gary. You need to gear up and build your strength for the battle ahead!

Shit just got real, folks!