It’s only Day #5 of the epic “
Game of Thrones” inspired (possibly)
Playmobil Advent Calendar and already so much savage, wicked craziness has happened. We’ve met Sir Dudley of Moore with his leathery wings and mighty sword, Midget-Maker, and mystic crow: Dennis the Seer of Future Blood!
Door #5 is a BIG one. Let’s unleash it’s arcane power... after the jump!
HORSE. No! A stallion! A sinewy albino stallion for Sir Dudley to tame. How will he tame this wild, unfettered beast? He’ll tame it the Lannister way! With creepy romance!
Sir Dudley dubs his albino stallion Thundercracker, and hopefully it won’t be long before he will be able to charm his horse enough to get a saddle and some armour on him. Why you would need a horse when you have evil leathery wings is a question that we will conveniently sweep under one of Castle Lannister’s many beautiful rugs.
Thundercracker swiftly submits to Sir Dudley’s many charms and this already looks like a relationship that will blossom. Just need to keep him away from The Mountain. Oh! And did I mention that we also got a lance?
Wow. Can you believe that so much power has been amassed in just five days? Playmobil, you truly are the gift that just keeps on giving!
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