Today the saga of the
Playmobil advent calendar continues, clearly inspired by the boobs and butchery of beard-farmer George R.R. Martin’s epic:
A Game of Thrones.
Yesterday evil Lannister clansman Sir Dudley of Moore hold aloft his magic sword, The Midget-Maker and take to the skies on his evil leathery wings. What crazy contrivances lie beyond the barren wastelands of
Door #4.
See it all... after the jump!
A CROW! A wicked crow! No doubt an inky, feathery harbinger of an impending “feast of crows” scenario! Sensing Sir Dudley’s inevitable leg-carving carnage this hungry crow has arrived early to secure a couple of meaty toes.
Perhaps this is a mystical three-eyed crow who can eerily sense FUTURE BLOOD. (Clearly his third eye is closed in these pictures, probably caught in a crafty blink). We shall call him Dennis, Seer of Future Blood!
Look at that evil bugger perched on the ramparts eagerly awaiting the wails of the recently shortened. Bastard.
I can’t wait to see what happens next!
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