Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 19: Hit or Missile?

It's Day #19 of ye olde (possibly) Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar and as Mad Dragon Bangin' Gary Targaryen issued a challenge to Sir Dudley of Moore via a dark summoning ritual, yesterday I issued my own challenge to Playmobil. I said, "I love this giant ballista you gave me and I love your calendar, bro, but please do not have the audacity to include its ammo as a separate gift. That would be... UnChristmassy." Did they take note or thumb their nose?


We'll bust open Door #19 and find out... after the jump!



And it's... a...


WHY I OUGHTA!!

Okay, so it IS the missiles/projecticles/ammo for yesterday's badass medieval crossbow bastard, but I guess at least we got three of them, and the coolest thing about them is that they do actually fire.


PEWPEWPEWPEW! I'M A WIN TEH GAME AND GET ALL UR THRONEZ!!!1

I don't really don't know what these things are supposed to be. Iron javelins? Patriot missiles? Nuclear warheads? Nobody knows! But what I do know is that ballistas are heavy, clumsy and inaccurate weapons and the big question is: can Sir Dudley of Moore manage to load this thing up in time and hit Mad Gary in the chops BEFORE he can successfully complete his fireside ritual? Mystic crow, Dennis the Seer of Future Blood, can see a whole lot of red in our future. BUT WHOSE!?

The clock is ticking! And tomorrow's door is HUGE...

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