Friday, November 30, 2012

Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar 2012, Day 1: Sub-Standard!

But wait there's more! In addition to the epic A Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar I will also be opening up the Lego Star Wars Avent Calendar 2012, because December is magical and you can never have enough Christmas ADVENTures!

Here it is in all it's glory, complete with an ice-scape to display everything on top of...


And here is the ominous door number one...


What could be behind it? One of Jabba the hutt's frogs? Lando Calrissian's aftershave? The corpse of an ewok? See it all... after the jump!

Playmobil Avent Calendar Day 1: Game of Thrones!



In Australia at least, it's December 1st, so let's gets our Christmas coverage officially started!!

I have two amazeballs advent calendars to share with you this year as we countdown to the big day. And don't worry if you don't even celebrate Christmas - all this crazy crap will be just as fun for you too. Not having an ounce of religion in my body, Christmas to me is all about magical snowmen with pipes and top hats, leering elves, food, wine, and heaps of presents. So at least celebrate the magic of consumerism with me as we pry open each cardboard door and reap the plastic treasures inside!

First up is this insanely elaborate Playmobil Advent Calendar which appears to have some kind of dragon castle theme!


I will forewarn that all advent pics will be on the camera phone or I will never keep up with them. But cast my shoddy workmanship aside and let's take a peek behind... DOOR NUMBER ONE!


What could it be? A squirrel? A cupcake? A hornet's nest? See it all... after the jump!

Thank GIF it's Friday


Todays GIF comes courtesy of Robert Pattinson who, after I spent three happy hours on Robert Pattinson Hates His Life, I've decided I rather like.


Book Review: Tank Girl Carioca!



Tank Girl
. You know her. She lives in a tank. She has a bandaid on her cheek, occasional missiles for tits, and she’s banging a kangaroo! Always a perfect blend of comical violence and irreverent humour, it pains me that a genius creation like Tank Girl is probably not as well read as fish-fancier Aquaman. Folks, we are lucky to have her, and she deserves our love, so let’s take every opportunity to enjoy her when we can!


Thanks to our friends at Titan Books we can enjoy her right now, in her most recent adventure Tank Girl: Carioca written by co-creator Alan C. Martin with art by Nick McMahon. This hardcover collects all six issues in one convenient, foul-mouthed, blood-spattered volume.

To find out what I thought of it... join me after the jump!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Our Holiday T-Shirt Buying Guide!

The holidays are nearing, and you know you have to buy gifts for those hard-to-please relatives, friends and co-workers. So why not buy them a t-shirt? $20-25 is a decent price point, and you don't even need to know much about them to find a shirt that fits. So, they like Disney World and Tolkien? Well, there's a shirt for it.

T-Shirt For Your Bookish Boss 




Click through the jump for shirts for everyone else in your life.

Broke Video Gamer: Review of Planetside 2



PlanetSide 2 was a frustrating game to get started with. The “briefing” you receive when you enter the game is spent entirely in a drop pod heading for the warzone. Of course, you’d have no idea how everyone on the ground can see exactly where this pod is headed. In my first spawn, I was unceremoniously plunged into the middle of a firefight. The half-second of life I had was not at all enjoyable and it almost caused the rage-uninstall of this game. I didn’t do so well on the next few respawns I had, either. Thoughts of how this game was not for me started permeating my brain-meats and it took me several hours to fire it up again after my initial rage-quit. I’m quite glad I started it up again...and again.

PlanetSide 2 is an MMOFPS and was launched on November 20, 2012 by Sony Online Entertainment. It utilizes the lucrative Free-to-Play model popular amongst its MMO contemporaries. It is available for free download on Steam.

Click for the full review after the jump.

Book Review: Tarzan the Centennial Celebration!



James Bond. Batman. They’re both pretty awesome. But what about some love for king jungle-rumbler Tarzan? The guy is now officially 100 years old and he was RAISED BY APES! How awesome is that?! I love these inspirational tales of orphans done good.

To celebrate, our friends at Titan Books have released a fittingly MAMMOTH book, Tarzan: The Centennial Celebration, that covers all of Tarzan’s book, comic, film, TV and merchandise appearances over the last 100 years. I personally love it because it is filled with beautifully epic paintings of Tarzan absolutely belting the crap out of all kind of animals. And dinosaurs! Beat your chest in celebration!

Take that, stupid lion!
To learn more about this vine-swinging vigilante... join me after the jump!

The Readthrough of Time: Knife of Dreams


The Readthrough of Time is officially at the end of the Jordan-penned Wheel of Time books, as I've now completed Knife of Dreams, and I really can't say anything new about the experience yet again. I've considered this as another lackluster read in the series because it was, again, an experience lacking much in the way of joy or excitement or anything resembling basic interest.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Nerd History: Let's Go Treasure Hunting!


Now that you've effectively spent all your money on the Steam holiday sale gifts for friends and family, you probably need some extra scratch. Good news - there's gold in them thar hills!

The Beale Papers were released in 1885, discussing some treasure buried years earlier in the hills of Pennsylvania. The papers consisted of three ciphers, of which, to this day, only one has been deciphered, saying the following:

I have deposited in the county of Bedford, about four miles from Buford's, in an excavation or vault, six feet below the surface of the ground, the following articles, belonging jointly to the parties whose names are given in number three, herewith: The first deposit consisted of ten hundred and fourteen pounds of gold, and thirty-eight hundred and twelve pounds of silver, deposited Nov. eighteen nineteen. The second was made Dec. eighteen twenty-one, and consisted of nineteen hundred and seven pounds of gold, and twelve hundred and eighty-eight of silver; also jewels, obtained in St. Louis in exchange for silver to save transportation, and valued at thirteen thousand dollars. The above is securely packed in iron pots, with iron covers. The vault is roughly lined with stone, and the vessels rest on solid stone, and are covered with others. Paper number one describes the exact locality of the vault, so that no difficulty will be had in finding it.

As with anything like this, the veracity of the papers are in question, but the story is phenomenal. It makes me want to go on an expedition, but I doubt that will ever happen. If you're into cryptology, however, now's your chance...

Speaking of which, I did trip up on a page full of unsolved ciphers, if you're looking for a way to burn the rest of your life away...

Space Janitors: The Unseen Side of Star Wars!

Space Janitors isn't officially a Star Wars production, but it's definitely the next best thing for a Star Wars geek. It's a comedy webseries about janitors and other unseen characters on the Death Star, living their lives and working their jobs with battles going on around them. The show focuses on Darby and Mike, both social outcasts who have been watching the action for years, while cleaning up its messes, but Darby has had enough. He wants change, and his constant bad luck and poor choices almost guarantee it will happen.

The first series ran for 8 episodes on The Escapist, and was recently picked up by Geek and Sundry, where they are re-running it in full HD. Episode 3 just launched yesterday, but if you get hooked (like I did) you can shoot over to The Escapist and catch up on the rest of the series (or just scroll down here).

The show really takes off around Episode 3, where the characters find a lightsaber (with hand attached!), and Episode 6 takes it to a whole new level of awesomeness once the Emporer arrives on the Death Star.


The very brief first episode is below and the rest of the series can be seen after the jump. It'll take you about an hour to watch it all, and for a Star Wars fan who enjoys some irreverent sci-fi comedy, this should be right up your alley. Season Two is in pre-production now, and can't come soon enough.


Click through the jump for the rest of Season One.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Stryder's Favourite Comics - 11/21/2012

Another week, another pile of comics!  What zany adventures might our heroes find themselves in this week?  Let's take a look!


Catwoman #14 - "Out of one hell and into another.  What does Joker want from me?"

"Death of the Family" isn't about to leave poor Selina Kyle untouched, as the Joker wants Catwoman to toughen up!!  He knows something about her but isn't about to tell...not while she's being so soft on Batman...she's practically a good guy these days!!  Not the "black queen" that Joker wants to make his "king" strong!

So it's time for torture, traps and mind games galore as the Clown Prince puts Catwoman through a gauntlet of deadly peril, more or less for chuckles.  And you know what?  It IS pretty funny!  Hehehehehe. 

There's a really interesting moment at the end of this comic, where Catwoman and Joker have a more-or-less calm conversation that just carried a lot of emotional weight with me.  Mainly because of the historic signifigance of the characters...Batman's two oldest foes, both introduced back in 1940 in Batman #1 (even before Alfred!).  How far they've come...

Justice League, Nightwing, Wonder Woman and more after the JUMP!!

The Book Was Better Podcast: Teaser for Episode 32!


The Book Was Better is the podcast where Jessica and I annihilate the tie-in novelisation of the film! In this week's teaser mini episode we respond to your delightful feedback and let you know which book we'll be reading next! Hint: it's a sequel that's far BIGGER than the original. And cheaper. And crappier. And you will weep for the wasted talent of its star.

You can download it right the hell now from the official site or why not act like a fancy pants and subscribe to us on iTunes? All the kids are doing it!

Review: Kidrobot's Dunny Apocalypse Series!


I wasn’t even aware that these existed until late last week, but Kidrobot has surprised us with another series of blind-boxed designer 3 inch vinyl rabbits, this time to portend the imminent End of the World! The Dunny Apocalypse series features 15 new existence-aborting designs showcasing work from beloved artists such as Ron English, Kronk, Joe Ledbetter and Chris Ryniak. Collect them all quickly before your impending death in a lake of fire!


I picked up two of these bad boys. To check out what I got... join me after the jump!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Kickstart the Week: Combat Kitchenware by James Brown

Forget Kickstarting the week, you can kickstart every single day with Combat Kitchenware!


I don't know how any human being would not want one (or more) of these in their kitchen.

You can get a handle kit for $27, but if you lack dexterity like me, you can get a fully built 8" frying pan for $45, and a 10" pan for $50. And make sure you check out the latest update, you can now opt for The Villain, an awesome and evil looking frying pan hilt.

How could you not get one of each!?

Check out Combat Kitchenware on Kickstarter:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901693996/combat-kitchenware

Review: Skyfall Y'all!

I tend to enjoy the many little moments of Bond films more than I enjoy the films as a whole. Even with the best, such as Casino Royale, a certain action film fatigue sets in after a while and the film seems needlessly stretched out and overlong. And then there’s Quantum of Solace, a far shorter film that continues to sell me on Daniel Craig as Bond, but has an easily forgotten plot that had me longing for the gadgets, colourful villains, and world domination schemes of the past.


Skyfall addresses all these issues and triumphs. To find out why it worked... join me after the jump.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Gallery 1988: Old School Video Game Art Show - Level 2

More awesome video game art from Gallery 1988!

 Sorry about the late notice (the exhibit ended last night), but I just found out about their second Old School video game art show. It's not like I could have attended, being on the opposite coast. But, there is a good side to living across the country (and across the world for some of you)... you can sit at home, look at the artwork online, and then purchase originals and prints of the artwork after the exhibit ends. And let's face it, if you're playing these video games enough to buy the artwork based on them, leaving the house isn't really your "thing". It's not mine either.


This collection was heavy on the Mario, followed by Zelda and Punch Out. There were a few more obscure references in there, but this collection didn't stray from the hits. The AMAZING Arkanoid illustration may have been the least popular game in the batch, and the Street Fighter 2 car was a great reference.

Check out a few of the best pieces from Gallery 1988's Old School Video Game Art Show - Level 2 after the jump. For more images or to purchase the artwork, visit http://nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/old-school-video-games-level-2

Saturday, November 24, 2012

El Professore Movie Review: Blood Freak




1972
Director: Brad F. Grinter, Steve Hawkes
Starring: Steve Hawkes
* * *

Apparently not only are drugs bad, but Turkey is the Devil's poultry in this one of a kind, pro religion, anti drug, horror splatterfest.

Full review after the jump.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Forget Halo 4, I'm Playing Candy Crush Saga


Guys, I have a problem: I'm addicted to a Facebook game.

Here I am, typing away on a multi-hundred dollar PC that can play Diablo 3 to its hearts content, basically using my XBox as a glorified Roku box, watching a whole shelf of books go unread, and why?

Candy Crush Saga.

I hate myself so much right now.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Hot Toys Agent Phil Coulson Available for Pre-Order!

To follow up on Jacinta's previous post, Hot Toy's 1/6th scale Agent Phil Coulson figure is now available for pre-order from our friends at Sideshow Collectibles. As predicted, he is one of the cheaper figures. You can order him right no, right here: Marvel Collectibles Agent Phil Coulson (The Avengers) Sixth Scale Figure


For the record he has five sets of extra hands, the Destroyer gun, a pistol, sunglasses, headset, watch, walkie talkie, mobile phone, SHIELD folder, staff card and a stack of Captain America trading cards. Are you going to get some Son of Coul in your life? I was not, but now I am sorely tempted... especially if the TV show is great!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Nerd History: The Candy Desk


Hey there! Are you a Republican looking to run for Senate sometime in the future? If so, you may want to be aware of a Senate tradition - the Candy Desk!:

The Senate Candy Desk is a special desk on the Republican side of the aisle in the United States Senate which is kept stocked with various candies. The Senator who sits at the Candy Desk is responsible for ensuring that it is well supplied with sweets, and by tradition, the candy must originate from the Senator's home state. The Senate Candy Desk is one of the few exceptions to the seniority rule of desk seating in the Senate, as it is generally offered to a candy-loving Senator, who may in fact forfeit a seat further up in the chamber for the privilege of maintaining the Senate Candy Desk.

It is currently held by Illinois Senator Mark Kirk, and has been held by a variety of Senators over the years, including former presidential candidate John McCain of Arizona.

I just love that there's this candy desk tradition at all.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Stryder's Favourite Comics - 11/14/2012

The second week of November ramps up the Joker action with another 3 (or 4) "Death of the Family" tie-ins including the highly anticipated Batman #14!!  Let's hop right to it...


Batman #14 - "Hello, Brucie!  I hope you don't mind my borrowing your butler.  I'm planning something very special.  A celebration for you-know-who, and I hear he's simply the best."

"Death of the Family" officially starts HERE and The Joker is...WOW.  I don't know what else to say.  Normally, when I read comics, I'm just having fun...it's an entertaining romp and at the end of the day, I know things are all going to work out and the precious status quo will be maintained.  "Death of the Family" does not allow me that comfort.  Since the New 52 began, Scott Snyder has been teaching us that there IS no status quo...not in this universe!  The stakes are suddenly and thrillingly (some might say maddeningly) HIGH!

So when Bruce finds an audio cassette tape left for him in the Manor by the Joker, explaining how he's "borrowed" Alfred...I'm just as freaked out as he is (with good, albeit spoiler-y reason)!  The Joker's always been malicious, but he's often been funnier than he is scary...Often, he IS the joke!  No more...this Joker, wearing his own decaying face-skin as a mask?  He's much much scarier!  Still funny, too, but in an uncomfortable way...I feel sorry for Bruce and his "family".  Batman!  Save us!! 

Oh, perhaps I don't mention it as often as I should, but the art in this title is FANTASTIC!  Kudos to Greg Capullo!  Some brilliant work!  His pencils remind me of Batman: The Animated Series in some ways, but all grown up...

Lots more Bat-Action, plus the Phantom Stranger and lots of Superboy after the JUMP!

Kickstart the Week: Sentinels of the Multiverse: Shattered Timelines by GreaterThanGames

Sentinels of the Multiverse is a comic book card game about original heroes (Legacy, Tachyon, etc..) and villains (Absolute Zero, etc..). The game has been mega-sucessful on Kickstarter and at conventions, and Greater Than Games is printing the 3rd expansion, Shattered Timelines, with the help of their faithful Kickstarter backers. But if you haven't jumped into Sentinels of the Multiverse yet, now is a great time. There are a LOT of cards to really mix up your games.


You'll see there is no video above, and it's because GreaterThanGames didn't even need it. The project funded its $20,000 goal in 4.5 hours. The fans are clawing for more expansions, and their support shows it. It also shows that the game is really good. 

For $30 you will get a copy of the expansion (you need the base game to play). You could also opt for one of the other two expansions instead. For $70 you will get the base game and an expansion. And for $110 you will get the base game and all 3 expansions. This is highly suggested for those with competist issues like me. 

If you're a fan of comic books and games, it's a no brainer. The characters and style are both cool and creative, and the creators are very passionate about the game. I think if you jump on now, you'll still be getting one of the first few expansions they release.

Sentinels of the Multiverse: Shattered Timelines on Kickstarter:



Who Wants to Play Chivalry: Medieval Warfare!



We are going to get medieval on your ass. Whose ass? YOUR ass, dear reader. We are desperate to lodge a battle-axe in your unsuspecting derriere thanks to crazy, bloody, downloadable multiplayer slugfest Chivalry: Medieval Warfare! Are you ready to get your faux Game of Thrones on!?

A $25 download from Steam, Chivalry pits armies of knights, archers, vanguards and men-at-arms against each other for objective based battles. You’ll defend kings, torch villages and operate death-dealing siege equipment. It’s a lot of fun but it’s difficult to master as you lumber around in your armor swinging wildly at hordes of screaming, flailing enemy knights. You’ll probably also accidentally behead some of your own guys. 


If you’re playing Chivalry let us know, or if you want to join the battle let us know. In fact, if you just want to be friends with us on Steam, let us know. We haven’t been nearly proactive enough in building a community so, whether you’re ready to get medieval or not, perhaps this is a good time for everyone to begin to bond. I’m LMWrites on Steam. Hit me up! Preferably with a broadsword!

You can check out the trailer here:

The Book Was Better Podcast Episode 31: High School Musical 2!



The Book Was Better is the podcast where Jessica and I subject ourselves to the hastily written tie-in novelisations of loved/loathed movies for your listening entertainment! Try to explain this concept to an older relative or coworker and thrill at their blank looks of disdainful bewilderment!

This week we return to East High to check in on our pals Troy, Gabriella, Chad, Sharpay and Screech in the novelisation of High School Musical 2! A book which features no music, no lyrics, and has only a handful of pages set in a school. This preposterous piece of teen melodrama fluff is guaranteed to make you feel 20 years older than you actually are!

You can download it right now from the official site, or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and help us enjoy the fickle, fleeting fame of the Internet!



Monday, November 19, 2012

My Zombie Peach Photo Shoot!


I recently shared my Black Widow photo shoot, so I figured it might be apropos to also share my latest foray into photographing cosplay which took place this past weekend. I got to shoot a Zombie Princess Peach with model Cherry Badgirl, who was the genius behind the concept, the make-up and the styling while I stood around like an idiot and pressed the shutter button.

This is apparently what happens if you don't rescue her in time...


More rapidly decomposing Peach after the jump!

Saturday, November 17, 2012

El Professore Movie Reviews: Hercules in the Center of the Earth (aka Hercules in the Haunted World)



1961
Director: Mario Bava
Starring: Reg Park, Christopher Lee
* * *

Rarely has someone done so much with so little throughout his career as Mario Bava. Originally a painter (which explains why nearly every one of his low budgeters look so gorgeous), turned cinematographer, Bava finally got his big break in 1960, where he got to direct his first film, the gory, gothic masterpiece, 'The Mask of Satan' (better known here in the States as 'Black Sunday'. It was a shocking (for it's time) hit that showed Bava a master of B/W horror. For his followup, he tackled the Peplum genre that was peaking in Italy at the time and lensed 'Hercules in the Center of the World' (better known in the States under it's more exploitive title of 'Hercules in the Haunted World'). This film showed he was equally adept filming in color.

Full review after the jump.

Nerd History: Pop Music!


Nerd History is taking a bit of a weekday absence, providing you instead with some weekend treats. I've also been battling a pretty bad cold all week, so you'll have to settle for some interesting stuff about how pop music has changed in the last few decades:

In the 1960s, 85 percent of the songs were written in a major key, compared with only about 40 percent of them now. Broadly speaking, the sound has shifted from bright and happy to something more complicated.

...

America’s popular songs have also become slower and longer. When the researchers analyzed the beats per minutes (BPM) of each song, they found a decrease from an average 116 BPM in the 1960s to approximately 100 BPM in the 2000s. Songs in the 1960s tended to run under three minutes, whereas more recent hits are longer, around four minutes on average.

If pop music is more complicated, great! My ears still can't handle Rihanna (but perk up at Shonen Knife) so what do I know, though?

RPG Nerds Unite At TeeFury! (Today Only)

TeeFury hit my nerd-nerve today with Adams Pinto's "Critical Hit" t-shirt design.


It's an awesome visual of those rare, yet extremely memorable moments in gaming. Wear this shirt for an instant +2 Charisma, and jealous stares from your gamer friends. 

You can pick up this shirt for just $10, but it's only available until midnight EST tonight.

Also, check back next week for our Holiday Gift Guide to Awesome T-Shirts. Always one of my favorite gifts to give.

Friday, November 16, 2012

My Two Sents: A Wreck-It Ralph Two Sentence Review


Beautiful writing and production puts this on par with Toy Story and other classics, but the cameo-filled, retro-nodding, classic video game arcade setting makes it just that much cooler. Seriously, even Tapper makes an appearance.

Hot Toys Coulson!



If YOU were the adult collectible guru company Hot Toys and you wanted to release the first images of a fairly niche Avengers-universe character to the audience who (fairly literally) resurrected him, how would you  do it?


YES, HOT TOYS. THAT IS EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT!


Oh, I'm feelin' you Cap. I really really am. Head below the cut for more pictures and general Coul-squee.

Thank GIF it's Friday

It's Friday bitcheeeeeessssss!


Let's not leave the weekend feeling like we were a second-rate sequel, okay? Okay.

Book Review: The James Bond Omnibus Vol. 004!



With Skyfall exploding all around the world, why not reminisce with some James Bond action of the past? Our friends at Titan Books have been reprinting omnibi of classic Bond comic strips, which originally made their debut in British newspaper The Daily Express from 1958. But don’t fret, the strips collected in this volume are from the far sexier seventies!

Admittedly I’m kind of late to this party. Titan have recently released The James Bond Omnibus (vol. 004) - written by Jim Lawrence with art by Yaroslav Horak - and this is the one I have in hand. So I’ve missed the comic adaptations of Fleming’s original novels such as Dr. No - but if tales with names such as The League of Vampires, The Girl Machine and The Nevsky Nude pique your interest then there’s still plenty of hard-drinking, villain-punching, woman-pounding fun to be had. So put on your white tuxedo jacket - we might be late but we’re at the party now!


To find out what I thought of all this... join me after the jump!