Firstly, I apologise for anything stupid that I wrote above the jump. Okay...
So let’s crack this box open and see what’s inside!
OH NO! IT’S ALL BROKEN!
Looks like we’re going to have to harness some of that Danish ingenuity and rebuild! We build this horse and cart stronger and better than ever!
And it is a fairly straight-forward build, only taking five to ten minutes, depending on how focused you are. If you’re one of the, “WAAAAAAH modern Lego uses too many uniquely sculpted parts!” crowd of crying, giant babies then dry those big blue eyes. The cart mostly consists of very basic plates and bricks.
The interest is in its cargo/accessories. There’s a sack/backpack which contains a letter for Frodo (Don’t get too excited - it’s actually just a utility bill) and a barrel containing three fireworks, one of which is a sculpted cobra! There’s also an opening book which you could hide something small in if desired. Oh, and there’s also a carrot which, let’s face it, is about as exciting as hobbits get. Thor has an enchanted hammer, Captain America has a shield, Frodo wields a carrot.
I’ve never owned a Lego horse in my life (well... I did have some in the late seventies which you had to construct out of regular bricks) but I assume that this is a fine horse. Nay, a lovely horse! I don’t know if this sculpt is new. Does this horse have a name? I know it’s not Shadowfax. Let’s call it Covertemail.
But, as always, the real incentive is the minifigs and this set is a real incentive with two main characters. To date this is the only way to pick up Gandalf (the Grey... no word yet on when a pimped out White version will follow) and this is an easy way to pick up Frodo (although alternate versions of him appear in other sets).
And Gollum definitely doesn’t come with this set but I have thrown him in just for fun/reference/hijinks/horseplay...
I would like to see a sitcom starring these three characters where they live in a New York apartment/run a pizza place.
But before we get too carried away, the real test of a Lego set is its future building potential. The cart is nice and all, but what else can be made from these pieces? That's how we identify the real value! Lego used to show pictures of alternate builds on the back of the box, but no such luck here...
Instead we get these exciting scenes from the film, like when Frodo poked around in a barrel and Gandalf fed a horse a carrot. Oh - plus a not-so-subtle plug for the upcoming Lego Lord of the Rings videogame!
So it looks like we're on our own, folks. But don't worry - the Danish aren't the only ones who are super genius engineers. Using my own Australian ingenuity I was able to use the pieces to build this marvel of vehicular technology...
Pretty great, huh? It looks like a model you could buy in the store! I call it the Horse-Jouster Perambulator 5000 DX...
If you guys like I'll upload the blueprints and then you can construct your own version of the - hang on...
Sorry gang! That's Lego on the phone offering me a cushy job on their design team! It's been fun! Thanks for the laughs! Think of me in the land of windmills!
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