Tiny Avengers Terrorize Target.

The other day I lambasted the Avengers (C)Rap so it's only fair that I now balance that with the far better Little Avengers commercial for Target. This time far more age appropriate kids are seen loving the shit out of their favourite superhero franchise and are seen burdening their ever-pleasing pack mule of a mother with a veritable mountain of merchandise for a film that hasn't even been released yet. Admit it. We've all been there.

Check it out! Little Thor has some chops...

It's a pretty cool ad, especially for those fancy Thor and Captain America kids. The other two? I can see it now...

Fat Kid: Aww... why do I have to be the Hulk?

Executive: Pipe down, Fatty! Let me apply these prosthetics to make you ugly.

Black Kid: Hey! Do I get to be Nick Fury?

Executive: No. You get to wear a costume that covers every inch of your skin. 

Black Kid's White Stunt Double: Actually I'll be wearing the costume.  

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!