Mass Effect Saturday Morning Cartoon Trailer!

The fine folks at IGN have debuted a faux trailer/opening of what a Mass Effect based Saturday morning cartoon might look like. If you ever saw the brilliant Saturday Morning Watchmen then you already have an idea of what to expect.

You could watch it at IGN with their breaking new stories, timely reviews, original content and sexy Jessica Chobot, or you could just watch it here we post random crap and have uncomfortable silences:

Despite all the childish controversy about the (admittedly devastating) ending, I absolutely adore the Mass Effect series and would have a hard time finding a game with comparable emotional investment. I've been meaning to write up my thoughts on Mass Effect 3 since completing it some weeks ago but in the unwarranted nerd shitstorm that's followed it, I'm having trouble pushing past the bullshit and finding the right words. I feel genuinely sorry for Bioware but I guess we often hurt the ones we love the most.

In the meantime I'm hoping that if I write enough about pop culture on the Internet I might be made into a romanceable character in Mass Effect 4. Watch out for me lurking suspiciously around the Normandy's women's restrooms.