A Quick Christmas Rescue

If you're anything like me, you're probably already burned out on your holiday parties. You know you have Skyrim sitting at home, the warm embrace of an arrow to your knee. Perhaps that new tablet you've always wanted is still charging, and you're listening to your grandmother chastise your cousin for the outfit he wore to the dinner table, and you're saying to yourself "man, I wish I had some funny and/or disturbing content on the internet to watch." Well, never fear, because I'm happy to help. Merry Christmas to all, the videos beyond the jump are there due to language and suggestive papercraft: