Metal Mondays - Steel Panther

Ever wished that the colossally boofheaded, ridiculous hair metal of the Poison, Motley Crue era was still kicking? And maybe about a million times filthier? Meet Steel Panther.

I don't even feel like I need to write anything else. FEAST YOUR EYES. And now you've recovered, watch some filmclips. Everything after the break is so incredibly NSFW you have no idea.

I don't particularly like joke bands (although I'm fond of type O Negative), but these guys keep me coming back for more. If you switch out the unbelievably offensive lyrics they are still a really tight, really good bunch of musicians with serious songwriting chops.

This is the filmclip for Fat Girl. Offensive, stupid and offensively stupid. But it's got GOOD RIFFS.

And live: Asian Hooker. With a title like Asian Hooker, well, I think you know what you're getting yourself into.

As we speak it's the 17th of October - which means TOMORROW the new album emerges. It's called Balls Out, and it's lead track is 17 Girls in a Row. Yep, class act. Damn if I don't love some metal posturing.