Best Advice To Avoid Getting Hit By A Satellite Tonight

This won't be an issue for most of our contributors, but a few of us have a chance of not surviving the night due to a satellite that's rapidly falling towards us.

U.S. now at risk from falling satellite

Here is my advice to avoid S.S.D.S. (Sudden Satellite Death Syndrome).



1. Leave the country
It's not too late. Get out while you can.

2. Keep your eye on the sky
Unless you're driving. Then keep your eye on the road.

3. Wear a helmet. 
Go about your normal business, just with a helmet. Nobody will think it's weird.

4. Run!
You better be quick because it's coming down at hundreds of miles per hour.

5. Go to a talent show.
Huh?

Just watch this clip. Quickly. Before it's too late.

...but if you've never seen Wet Hot American Summer, go watch that first because there are spoilers ahead. The satellite will wait.

Be safe!