Who Knew The Zoo Was So Lewd? (NSFW-ish)

I took my family to the Philadelphia Zoo today. We've been there dozens of times before. We're longtime members and supporters of the zoo, and I even worked there as an intern in college. Usually it's a pretty wholesome place, but today it was downright filthy.

Click through the break to see the sex, nudity and shit that was displayed for children of all ages to see.


We'll start with the NUDITY.

These are Naked Mole Rats. They just lay around together, completely nude, all day long. They barely even open their eyes. Apparently they have a resistance to cancer. Maybe the cure is nudity?

Onto the SEX.

We turned a corner and walked in on this. There were lots of grunts and groans, and a huge crowd formed to watch. At one point, my daughter said that the one on top was winning. After it ended, a woman yelled "that's it?" and the crowd quickly disappeared.  

And finally, the SHIT.

This was part of a massive window display dedicated to animal feces. There were all of the essentials: Adult T-Shirts, Kids T-Shirts, Books, Napkins, Post-It Notes, Notepads, Puzzles, etc. I can't tell if the zoo thinks these will be the next hot item, or if they stuck them in the window because nobody is buying this shit. 

Debauchery aside, we had a great time.